Wednesday, January 30, 2008

Career change~

I am seriously considering a career change.

I could be a zoo keeper. I have loads of experience feeding herds at a time. I am used to cleaning up after monkees. I think this really could work out for me. The animals don't really care or notice who takes care of them, as long as they are. It really wouldn't be much of a change in that regard.

The animals wouldn't complain about what was made for dinner, wouldn't fight with each other over who touched who's stuff.

Hummm. I might have found something there. I mean, the worst the zoo animals could do is throw Poo at you- and after all these kids.... That's nothing.

Either that or get a wife. Then I wouldn't have to worry about Poo at all!

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